If woman meets a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift, she should exchange him. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds. A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Virginity like balloon…one prick, all gone. …Read the Rest
A Player Failed Attempt to Pickup
Two weekends ago, John and his wife went to an amusement park. To say that John has a very shapely …Read the Rest
How Often Do You Visit Your Barber?
My barber was an old fellow who my Dad forces me to visit in order to have haircuts. This old fellow, though very experienced in the job, lacks finesse or any form of gentility. I have strong, curly hairs then, and so when he combs my hairs, the garden-fork size comb he uses will lift me up from the chairs through my hair…
The Silly Dictionary
FRIENDSHIP. The name of the handle some people put on other people for the purpose of using them.
HARD JOB. Trying to live without working.
VERSATILITY. The ability of a woman to wear a tight shoe and a loose smile at the same time.
Wisdom of the Workplace
Excellence Increases Demands Critics gather to spot tinier flaws as work nears perfection. Promptness Invites Impatience In correspondence, the faster …Read the Rest
True Friends for Life
To keep love alive we seek to arise;
Hearts in communion Sharing mutual union;
My best friend is you your best friend is me;
I need you to survive as you need me to be alive;
True friends for life.
Romantic Teasing Text Messages
Still missing u; Still dreaming of u; Still enchanted with u; Still excited about you…
There’s no end to this: U’re my passion, babe.
Before You Push The Limits
More than 100 Northwestern students watched as a naked woman was penetrated by a sex toy wielded by her boyfriend during an after-class session of the school’s popular “Human Sexuality” class. The demo, which was optional, was part of the popular class taught by Prof. John Michael Bailey, the Sun-Times is reporting. More than 600 students take the class, which the course description says “will treat human sexuality as a subject for scientific inquiry.
DREAMS…!!! (Poem)
You burn like fire!!
Passionately in the heart with so much desire
So brightly adorned in my inner attire
Aspiring to acquire the admired desire
Will she backfire?
Will she retire?
Key Reasons to Relationship Failure Nowadays
Many go into relationship without being ready to be sincere or faithful to their partner. They still want to be doing those things they do before entering the relationship. This is cheating. Relationship building requires sacrifice. You have to give up everything for the sake of the relationship.
Fire in My Bosom (Poem)
I feel fire, fire in my bosom My heart aches, ache for freedom My heart beats beat in Desperation Oh …Read the Rest
